How annoying.

Which philosopher are you? Your Result: Aristotle Truth does not exist in some transcendent realm. We get to truth by applying reason to the physical world. The world follows logic and commonsense. Science if done properly is not to far from philosophy. --This quiz was made by S. A-Lerer.
Sartre/Camus (late existentialists)
Nietzsche
Early Wittgenstein / Positivists
W.v.O. Quine / Late Wittgenstein
Plato (strict rationalists)
Immanuel Kant
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I mean, seriously. He's the least cool philosopher, ever. Even Kant has the benefit of being so uncool he's cool.