We don't play mahjong in the family, but...

...while bai-nian-ing, I bet five bucks against my father than Obama will kick Hillary's ass.

He believes Americans would never vote for a black man. I say too many people hate Hillary.





Actually, I have no idea who'll win, but I'd love to lord it over him if I'm right. All images via Slog.

Post-script: Interestingly, my mum sees me as a qualified authority to consult on whether Hillary is boffing Huma Abedin. I think it's rubbish, but really, how the hell should I know?