Is it possible be pedophilically attracted to your own father?

Well, I'm not. But by all objective judgments, my dad was a very good-looking little boy in the 1950s:


In case you're confused, he's the only good-looking little boy in the photo. The small one who doesn't look mong char char.

My godma's the one with the ribbon (she still looks exactly the same, only taller), and the lady seated is my great-aunt (in Hokkien it's kweh-ma) who used to run an illegal lottery out of her shophouse. Bless her plenipotent ancestral spirit.