SMS conversation with boyfriend

Mohan: I just got home. Was in school most of the day. Quite productive.

Me: Yay. Teamy the bee has an orgasm.


Mohan: What?

Me: He was a national productivity board mascot of the 70s. Before our time.

Mohan: Got such thing?

Me: Yeah. Ancestor of Sharity elephant.


Mohan: mg bee give birth to elephant. Yuck yuck.

Me: Actually the bee had sex with the merlion and the merlion gave birth to the elephant. Unfortunately she never got over her morning sickness.



Mohan: You’re so adorable. Muakz.