Showing posts with label videos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label videos. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Why Pixar Movies Are All Secretly About the Apocalypse

I'm a huge fan of AfterHours, this web video series at Cracked that's intent on over-analysing pop culture until it hurts. This is their latest. Watch it:

http://www.cracked.com/video_18459_why-pixar-movies-are-all-secretly-about-apocalypse.html

Then read the expansion of the premise by contributor VonMonocle:

Watched the video, read the comments, and I think we can put all of this together (GIGANTIC wall of text to follow, so… sorry about that):

Brave sets the whole deal in motion (magic turns people into animals and all that). It’s also set in ancient times, so we’ll have from then until the present day for sentient, intelligent “people creatures” to interbreed with their new parent species and evolve a world where smart animals and insects are the norm (it wouldn’t happen that fast if at all, but hey, magic). Somewhere along the way, magic dies out and becomes relegated to superstition and folklore and people forget about a time when some creatures were just like us. The creatures themselves descend into hiding for the purposes of self-preservation.

Skip ahead to Ratatouille, and we see the animals tentatively poking out of hiding to test the waters, so to speak. The experiment seems to go well in the small, controlled environment of the movie, but it couldn’t be long before the idea of smart creatures ignites mass panic and some sort of cover-up on the part of the humans. The creatures go back into hiding, now a little more resentful of us. It’s also important to note here that while the creatures possess human-level intelligence, this movie establishes that they can’t communicate with us via speech.

Now we get to The Incredibles, as people begin to develop super powers. I’d put this further on, but the whole movie had a retro vibe to it, so it most likely took place before the events of Toy Story. Also, it introduces us to the first conceptual AI, which represents a massive leap in technological development and could then explain the sentient toys later on.

The Toy Story trilogy takes place simultaneously with A Bug’s Life and Finding Nemo, in the present day. In the trilogy, we see it well established that the AI programs have come to love humans and want us to be happy, while the creature movies clearly portray humans as apathetic antagonists at best. The battle lines are drawn.

Up could represent the final straw and the spark that would ignite the war. By developing a harness to allow communication with animals (who are already established as intelligent) it could be that the harness has the unintended side effect of essentially lobotomizing the creature, thus the relative stupidity of the dog when compared to, say, Ratatouille. However from the perspective of the humans, it would represent a HUGE step forward, so we would immediately set about harnessing every animal we could in an effort to communicate better. The creatures see this as nothing short of genocide, and they fight back. But as their presence become known, the AI machines rise up to protect us from the onslaught.

The first shots in the Machines vs. Monsters war are fired.

Now, even with the machines on our side, it’s pretty easy to believe that if every species of animal and insect simultaneously rose up against us, they’d wipe us out pretty quick, even with super heroes fighting with us. Hence the creation of the star ship that sends what remains of humanity into space to live happy and carefree lives, while the machines remain behind to deal with the monsters.

In the time it takes the machines to win the war, the monsters have continued to evolve. As they are pushed back further and further, they find a way to open a portal to a different dimension to escape, but not before swearing revenge against the humans somewhere down the road. So they dedicate their entire society in the new dimension to making technology powered by the screams of children in order to attack the humans while also perverting the technology that protected and saved them. They then use the portals to go back in time to before the War and harvest the screams of human children, hence Monsters Inc. The end of that movie could actually be seen as the legitimate end of the war, as the Monsters forget why they seem to hate us so much and focus on using laughter to gain energy instead.

Meanwhile, the machines win the ground war, and the cars emerge as the dominant machine race, ruling the planet until they screw everything up via pollution. This could start a civil war between them and the other machines, the aftermath of which leaves the planet in shambles, and the humans are completely forgotten in space until WALL-E finds them and brings them home.

There. Done.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Income inequality hurts everyone

You've gotta watched this TED Talk by Richard Wilkinson, author of "The Spirit Level". It's not that he's a great speaker: he's just got an incredibly important point to make about how income inequality within a state causes health and social problems for everyone... and he has the data to prove it.











He doesn't shy away from the fact that Singapore is THE most unequal nation in terms of income in the world:


But unfortunately he doesn't have a lot of data to graph us. We definitely don't do well on the percentage of population incarcerated, though.



I've gotta buy this book.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

"I Am An American" by the Ad Council

Trying to write an article for What's Up's Racial Harmony Day Special; my assignment's to write about What We Learned From 9/11. I'll be talking about my own experience of the event as a college student. One of my memories is watching this ad on TV:



Odd: I thought I remembered there being more overt representations of Arab-Americans. Kind of defeats the purpose otherwise.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Do the Creep!

From the Lonely Island, the same guys who brought us the wonderful I'm On a Boat:



Also check out their oldie but goodie, the Natalie Portman rap:



I think I just have a thing for tiny, really feminine women doing perverted male things. :D

Monday, February 07, 2011

Monday, January 31, 2011

Go Go Next Media Animation!

Finally, some properly snarky coverage of Singapore.



CSJ will survive; he's been through this countless times before. The SDP has a lot more momentum this round of elections, and they had seen it coming a while ago.

Saturday, January 08, 2011

Something to make you guys feel old.

French kids puzzling over tech antiques from the '80s!



And remember, these tykes are from a nation that's culturally stuck in the 19th century. Would kids from, say, South Korea or Dubai be even more flummoxed?

UPDATE: Turns out they're from Montréal. No wonder they're so chill with the racial diversity.

Friday, December 24, 2010

How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse During the Holidays

I know the zombie trope is *so overused*, but I ain't sick of it yet!

Monday, November 29, 2010

Why the hell not?

I'm 30 years old and technology has made dada mainstream!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Fries Parade!

About a month ago I participated in the following outdoor improv event with Mission: Singapore.



I'm wearing a really ugly T-shirt because the original idea was that we were supposed to exchange T-shirts in a crowded area. (Shrug)

Oh yeah, and I'm thirty years old today! Woohoo!

Friday, November 19, 2010

So right... and yet so wrong...

And definitely so American. How did I get so squeamish? Kids shouldn't be recorded dropping the F-bomb until they're like, thirteen.

FCKH8.com Straight Talk About Gay Marriage from FCKH8.com on Vimeo.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

21st century enlightenment

Watch this, dude. It's a whiteboard-illustrated lecture. Fascinating ideas, captivating images.



In other news, my sister's just flown back to the States. The cat is sad. :(

Sunday, August 15, 2010

If Michael Jackson had lived in Communist China



Actually, the original title of this video is "迈克杰逊要是知道这视频肯定从棺材里飞出来" - i.e. "If MJ knew about this video, he'd definitely come flying out of his coffin."

Oh yeah, and ContraDiction's tonight! 7-9pm at 72-13 Mohamed Sultan Road! I just baked cookies!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Pac-Man vs. Mario

Technically, I'm in mourning. But that doesn't mean I've stopped surfing Boingboing.



Yay for the Russians!

Monday, May 31, 2010

Videos from Zapin d'Muara!

I'll be uploading about all this on the Singapore Arts Festival Blog soon, but I decided to splash it all on my personal blog first.

Basically, Sunday I went to cover Zapin d'Muara, an event at the Malay Heritage Centre centred on zapin. Zapin's a form of Malay dance and music drawn from Middle Eastern culture. It's the most fast-paced of the five varieties of Malay dance.



These two guys are Syarhrial and Surya Darma (left and right). They're craftsmen and musicians from Indonesia, who whittle gambus (string instrument shown) and marwas (drum) out of jackfruit wood and goatskin. Here they're doing an impromptu performance of "Zapin Menjelang Magrib", which Surya wrote himself - singing starts around 0:35.



This is my attempt to learn the dance. (Very awkward.)



Here's a bit of a silat demonstration.

Will also upload some performance art later. Cya!

UPDATE:



I think it's performance art... why else would anyone be mopping a fountain?

Friday, May 28, 2010

I want these action figures!!!



I especially love the lace trimmings on the dinosaur. Perhaps I should try actually reading "Agnes Grey".

Monday, March 29, 2010

Where the hell is Matt in South Africa

I know this is just a commercial, but...



Cute lah.